Poster: Mutatedseal at 2008-08-26 19:49:21 Subject: PETITION: NO DRINKS ALLOWED
Petition
Put up a poster in the server room saying "No drinks allowed" to avoid future spillage of drinks such as coffee, cola and water on the servers. For many moons the employees at blizzard have spilled drinks over servers, shutting them off and making us unable to play.
Although this measure will enforce safety and customer satisfaction, it will not be enough to keep at bay troublemakers and therefore Blizzard must also hire a guard with a (three-headed) hound guarding the entrance of the servers.
Please Sign! You say "NERF DRUIDS!" and I say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4rMA_Ehen4
Warlocks are like spoiled angry kids with chainsaws that hurt people, never die and need to be beaten up.