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So I use a mod, Flippance on Demand, that allows you to throw in random phrases into your macros. I mainly use it for rezzing, and I've got a decent list of really funny ones. However, I'm looking for more! So... post your humorous rez sayings!
Here's what I've got so far:
"I rezzed your mom last night, %t!",
"Today's category on Final Jeopardy: Spells that end in 'essurection'. %t, ready?.",
"Pfft, get up %t! I have a closet door that hits harder then that!",
"%t, I thought only women are supposed to fake it. Get up!",
"Quit whining, %t! I've died before, and it doesn't hurt *that* bad!",
"Aw, how cute. %t's dead again. Get up!",
"Consider yourself lucky, %t, that you're not a broom, 'cause if you were, I wouldn't rez you. 'Cause, ya know, I hate them.",
"The name of the game is 'Stay Alive'. %t fails. But since you're cute, I'll give you another chance.",
"Hey, %t! Do you see anyone else fingerpainting? No? I guess this isn't kindergarten then. Naptime's over!",
"That mob over there told me you hit like a little gnome girl, %t.",
"Everybody, %t fails at life. Literally.",
"Gah, %t, dead again? You probably want a rez, don't you? What do you think I am, a prie... oh. Fair enough.",
"See %t, this is what happens when you don't CLEAR VENT!",
"Did it hurt, %t, when you fell from Heaven? Oh, wait. You're dead. I don't know where I was going with that. Never mind.",
"There are worse things then death, %t. Have you ever grouped with Skaarj?",
"Well %t, you tried your best. And apparently failed miserably. Good job.",
"%t, you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.",
"You don't deserve a cute rez macro, %t. You deserve to die. But you already did, so, um... yeah."
"Unfortunatly, %t, you have to be at least Revered with Dwarven Female Priests to be rezzed. Sucks to be you.",
"Did you run into some snakes on a plane or something, %t? 'Cause you're dead.",
"What do you get when you combine %t with some mobs? I don't know, but it looks pretty messy here trying to scrap it off the floor.",
"OMG A BEAR!! Run, %t, run! Run from the bear!! Why are you just lying there? Oh. You're dead.",
"%t, I gotta have more cowbell!",
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