Poster: Ghosteye at 2/27/2006 1:19:55 PM PST
Subject: "New Server Spam" (Seuss, pt3 Green eggs&ham) |
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Someone please stop me... again, apologies to Master Dr. Seuss, and to WoW for poem & lore bending. From "Green Eggs & Ham"... line edited, thanks Celius
I am Sham
Sham I am
That Sham-I-Am!
That Sham-I-Am!
I do not like that Sham-I-Am!
Do you like "new server" spam?
I do not like it,
Sham-I-Am.
I do not like "new server" spam.
Would you like it here and there?
I would not like it here and there.
I do not want it anywhere.
I do not like "new server" spam,
I do not like it Sham-I-Am.
Would you like posts from my house?
Would you like to click your mouse?
I do not want posts from your house.
I do not want to click my mouse.
I do not like it here and there.
I do not want it anywhere.
I do not like "new server" spam.
I do not like it Sham-I-Am.
Would you like to name it Brox?
Would you make an elite fox?
Not named Brox.
No elite fox.
Not from your house.
Not with my mouse.
I do not want it here and there.
I do not want it anywhere.
I do not want "new server" spam.
I do not like it, Sham-I-Am.
Would you? Could you?
It's not too hard!
Make it! Make it!
(But don't get me barred)
I would not,
Could not,
No matter how hard.
You can make it.
Make it PvP!
We will take it,
Even PvE!
I would not, could not, not PvP
Nor PvE; just let the forums be!
I do not want to name it Brox.
I do not want an elite fox.
I do not want posts from your house.
I do not want to click my mouse.
I do not want them here and there.
I do not want them anywhere.
I do not want "new server" spam.
I do not like it, Sham-I-am.
A grain! A grain!
A grain! A grain!
Could you give some hope, a grain?
Not even a grain! Not PvP
No matter how hard, no PvE!
I could not, could not name it Brox.
I could not, would not make a fox.
I will not click posts with my mouse.
I will not read posts from your house.
I will not read them here or there.
I will not read it anywhere.
I do not like "new server" spam.
I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.
Say!
Iron... Dark!
My alt is now on Iron (Dark)
Can you transfer him from Dark?
I could not, would not, not from Dark,
Nor any server, not on a lark.
Would you so I don't get slain?
I would not, could not, this is insane.
Not from Dark. You ask in vain.
Not that it's hard, but no PvP.
I do not like the spam, you see.
Not from your house. Nothing named Brox.
No click with my mouse. No elite looking fox.
I will not read it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
You do not like "new server" spam?
I do not like it, Sham-I-Am.
Could you, would you if we vote?
I would not, could not if you vote!
Would you, could you, if it's made rote?
I could not, would not if it's rote.
I will not, will not with a vote.
I will not save your getting slain.
I will not lose my freakin' brain.
Not from Dark! No PvE!
Is it too hard to let me be?!?
I do not want to name it Brox.
I do not want an elite fox.
I will not read posts from your house.
I will not click them with my mouse.
I do not like them here and there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like "new server" spam!
I do not like it Sham-I-Am!
You do not like it.
So you say.
Read it! Read it!
And you may
Read my logic and you may!
Sham!
If you will let the forums be,
I will read one.
You will see.
Say!
You say a fresh start is what you need!
A level field without the greed!
Some posts say "Full PvP
Everyone for themselves, no PvE!
The carebears whine too much for us,
We want the gore, we want the guts!"
Others state they want no war
Tired of getting ganked forevermore.
"We are gray! We are gray!
Do not corpse camp us, go away!"
And there are those who want RP
So they can play act with a tree.
Gold farmers, twinks, and no Dk's
No raids, all raids, and other brays…
Bah! I can't read these all today.
People want all different things,
From magic lands to super rings.
Perhaps with 5 million folks
If we make 5 million spokes
A world for each, all tailor made
We'll get less spam, complaints will fade,
And toons can solo, in quiet glee
All alone, will that make them happy?
If they want a split, you see,
Why not sick with Warcraft three?
With heavy heart I do sigh,
For another spammer caught my eye.
Perhaps if I shut forums down,
Ban them all from the virtual town,
I will not have to read the spam…
No, I do not like it, Sham-I-Am.[ post edited by Ghosteye ]
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| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=7296375&p=#post7296375 | | | Poster: Coreiel at 2/27/2006 4:56:16 PM PST
Subject: Re: "New Server Spam" (Seuss, pt3 Green eggs& |
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Mind if I steal a line? ;)
I do not like it, Sham-I-Am.
| | | http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=7296375&p=#post7299488 | Poster: Caydiem at 2/27/2006 5:08:17 PM PST
Subject: Re: "New Server Spam" (Seuss, pt3 Green eggs& |
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Q u o t e:
FFS Caydiem needs to be faster climbing up that mountain. is she overweight in rl?
I need the news to herald first. :P
Fundeni kuchera.
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