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Q u o t e:
I'll explain every post ever by documenting the mechanics that I adhere to.

First, I take the high road and consider all sides of this person's life and perspective. I think about their background, education, distracting influences, economic situation, geographic location. I make sure to be sensitive to political issues, social no-no's and sensitive subjects. I phrase my negatives as helpful advice. I start typing up truth, substance and a dash of wit. Short but not inaccurate, phrases but not fragments. Then I find myself getting into a circular loop of all perspectives and finding myself running out of characters and text space:


"Just thought I'd like to inform you that you're means you are. If you are trying to imply server ownership by Blizzard, might I suggest you use ‘your'. Very nice to hear from you, hope this helps."


Second, I re-edit my post trying to abbr. when necessary and taking out sentences and content in order to shorten my write-up. At the same time and unknowingly I remove truth and furthermore make my post less-godly and more mortal, riddled with errors and weakness.


"Btw, you're means you are. If you're trying to imply Blizz's boxes, use your. Cya."


Third, I realize that my mortal post is only posing as a false idol and I cannot possibly sustain and inspire a gathering of followers. So I raze my content, burning characters with my pressed down on my backspace key like a priest with communion oil on a child's forehead.


"D00d. Blizz box. Meow. Wtf were we talking about?"


Lastly, I erase everything and just post with:


"loller you're ftw qft"


What you see on these forums (and question) is nothing more than a product of this process.

I advise meditation, exercise and an avoidance of gun-ownership for the best lifestyle results.

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