Poster: Osangar at 9/14/2005 1:18:22 PM PDT
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I wanted to go ahead and establish this template for all future patch dates so we can just plug in the variables.
[Noun Q] needs a nerf.
It's ridiculous that I spent [Exaggerated Timeframe] farming [Superior Zone] and now all of my efforts are wasted. Blizzard has really made a huge mistake with the itemization of [Zone X]. I am so mad about this. [Item A] is just insane compared to [Item B] and just anyone can practically go in there by their self and have the best [Equipment Slot A] item in this game! It's absurd. I mean, under [Condition A] this [Item A] is so much better than [Item B] and it took me [Exaggerated Timeframe] just to get this! I can't believe how stupid Blizzard's [Division] is. They must hire their programmers from a back alley! Just the existence of [Item A] infuriates me, and I'll bet the drop rate is like [Some Preposterous]%. I mean, [Hardcore Raid Guild] cleared this zone in the first night so obviously [Item A] is going to be in the hands of every single [Class Z] loser in a week. I have had enough of this [Feces] so you can rest assured I am going to [Empty Promise], and if that doesn't work I will [Childish Threat]. It's not that I care because I will still [Newest Iteration of "Own"] all you [Newest Iteration of "Newbies"] no matter what, you [Newest Trendy Insult].
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Poster: Tseric at 9/14/2005 5:47:00 PM PDT
Subject: Re: [Catchy Title][Excessive Punctuation] |
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Poster: Tseric at 9/14/2005 5:47:00 PM PDT
Subject: Re: [Catchy Title][Excessive Punctuation] *edited post* |
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