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Caydiem is meeting with the development team.
Caydiem: Heya guys, any news on Druids?
Dev: Hmmm, no.
Caydiem: Something?
Dev: Nope.
Caydiem: Anything?
Dev: Uh-uh.
Another Dev: We increased the Night Elf Female's cleavage, does that count?
Caydiem: I play a Tauren =/
Dev: Well it's not all about pleasing YOU, now is it?
Caydiem: Come on, I need to report something!
Another Dev: Wait, I think we fixed a long-standing Druid bug!
Caydiem: Great! OK, which one?
Another Dev: Wait...wait...no, it seems if I try to fix this bug, the player will randomly spin around and yell out "W00T!" from WoW's list of NPC audio clips.
Caydiem: Uh, what bug WAS this?
Another Dev: Tooltips typo.
Caydiem: ...I'm going over here now.
Caydiem sighs as she sits down at her desk.
Eyonix: What's up, my little moo-cow?
Caydiem: The devs don't have anything for Druids...AGAIN...but the community is getting ansy for a response!
Eyonix: Not to fret mon petite vache, just do what I do - say nothing. The community will automatically understand there's just no good news.
Caydiem: Uhh, and they'll be OK with that?
Eyonix: Tsk, tsk, tsk - you doubt the mighty firebreather? Chin up, it'll be OK.
Eyonix walks over to one out of the outside doors and opens it.
Eyonix: I guarantee it!
Angry Crowd: BOOO!!! EYONIX, YOU SUCK!!!!
Angry Crowd: Yeah, give us Warlock updates!
Angry Crowd: How &^%# long does it take to make SIMPLE changes?!
Angry Crowd: Stop playing your Mage and try out a Warlock sometime!!!
Eyonix quickly slams the door with a slightly embarrased look on his face.
Eyonix: Ahahahaha...Mmmm, it's such a nice day, I think I'll go out the window today!
Eyonix leaps out of a nearby window before Caydiem can run over to stop him.
Caydiem: (Calls down) But we're on the 10th floor!
Eyonix: AIEEEEEEE!!!!
Note: This isn't really CM bashing, the scenario just popped into my head and I couldn't help myself. Sorry to those involved ^^;;[ post edited by Thrae ]
Yes, I'm a Tauren. Yes, it is bigger.
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