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Blizzard was driving along the road, peacefully watching where it was going, when it sees a Hunter on the side of the road, thumb extended. Blizzard pulls over and offer's the Hunter a ride. Along the way, Blizzard punches the Hunter but gives him a piece of candy for his troubles and says he's sorry.
As they start driving along, they notice a Druid along the side of the road. Blizzard pulls over and offers the Druid another seat in his car. Along the way, Blizzard punches the Druid in the arm and then hands him a piece of candy, telling him that it will all be ok soon. The Druid thanks him for this, but still openly shows disgust for what Blizzard did.
Creeping along the road, Blizzard notices a Rogue on the side. Blizzard pulls over and offers the Rogue a seat in the car. The Rogue accepts, but is still warey of Blizzard. Blizzard pats him on the back, gives him some candy, shakes his hand and acts like they're old buddies. The Druid and Hunter do not look too pleased but deal with it all the same. The Rogue is a little creeped out but accepts the gifts and takes slight advantage of the "new" friendship.
While driving, he see's a Mage walking alongside the road. Blizzard stops abruptly, opportunity shining in his eyes. He tells the Mage he can come in, but only at the expense of a small fee. The Mage gladly forks over the money. Throughout the ride, Blizzard pinches a few more pennies here, some more dollars here, all for minor things. About a half hour later the Mage realizes he's broke. The Mage slumps over, and try's to recall where all his money went. Blizzard smiles, and quickly picks up the pace.
The back of the car is getting crowded, but Blizzard see's no more need to rush. He see's a Warrior walking along the road and decides one more in the back couldn't hurt. So the Warrior squeezes in between everybody. Blizzard slaps him on the back, recalling all the good times and the Warrior quietly thanks him for the ride, waiting for something bad to happen to him. Nothing does however, and the ride goes pleasantly.
Eventually they come upon a Warlock, and Blizzard thinks it would be bad show to not invite him to join them in the car. However, he quickly picks up the Warlock and throws him in the trunk, slamming the trunk door in the Warlocks face. Nobody hears much from the Warlock afterwards.
Driving along, Blizzard see's a Shaman, meandering along the way, looking like he's hoping for a ride. Blizzard screeches to a halt, throw's everybody out, nearly forgetting the Warlock, and throw's a firebomb into the car.
He then quickly order's for a limo to come pick them up, for Blizzard tells them it was getting a tad crowded anyway. While they wait, Blizzard orders them a pizza, but tells them that they can all have none of it till the limo comes. Most look disappointed, sulking faces glaring at Blizzard. But Blizzard's disarming smile trips them up and soon they're having fun without the pizza.
Eventually the limo comes and the classes all forgot about the pizza. Suddenly though, Blizzard takes a few slices from the Mage, keeps one from the Shaman, takes a few from the Hunter, and takes none from the Rogue. The Warrior decided that the pizza was just for show so he did not want any of it anyway.
As everybody files into the limo, Shaman last, Blizzard see's a muddle puddle in the way to the Shaman getting in. He jumps aside and lands on the puddle, allowing the Shaman to step in without getting dirty. The other classes are appalled by this behavior and try to oppose, but again Blizzard's disarming smile catches them off guard and they simmer down a bit. The Warlock, nearly forgotten again, was thrown in the back of the limo, not having the trunk be big enough for the Warlock.
Along the drive, Blizzard spots a Paladin. A glint appears in his eyes, and he politely asks the driver to pull over. He gives the Paladin a piece of candy, no wait two pieces of candy. He thrusts his coat onto the muddy ground for the Paladin, and asks him to step into the car. The Paladin accepts, not knowing what is in store, and hoping for it to be good. Blizzard asks him to give some company to the Warlock, and the Paladin politely obliges.
Along the drive, the Paladin spots a Priest outside. He asks Blizzard to do something, and Blizzard asks the driver to pull over. When the Priest steps into the limo, the whole group seems a little more bored, things getting more tedious and slow. They think to themselves,"Wow, what a boring class. I would hope there are more of these people, but it's so tedious just watching them. They help out the community so much. BUT HELL NO I WON'T BE ONE." Eventually they come to a stop, and everybody but the Paladin and Warlock step out. The other classes all got a piece of candy and thanked for enjoying the ride. They couldn't believe themselves, and walked away, some stumbling in disbelief. Blizzard gives a quiet little giggle to himself, and gives another piece of candy to the Warlock and the Paladin. The Warlocks hoping for something better than his previous treatment, and the Paladin's thinking good things are about to come.
As they drive along, the Paladin and Warlock both asks for stops to get drinks and use the restroom and such, but Blizzard deny's them both these things. Eventually, Blizzard tell's them it's their stop. They get outside and see a gang of thieves with large metal bats. >>>>>>>Scene to greuesome to tell in forums<<<<<. Afterwards, they wake up to find themselves on a train, with a piece of candy and a note written on top of them. The note read's "Thank you for your time and I do hope you enjoy the rest of your experience." Outside of the train is a label stating "One way to Concentration Camp's, Courtesy of Blizzard. Thank you for your stay and we hope you have a nice time."
THis has been a light coverage of my personal view on how BLizzard treat's their classes. Thank you.[ post edited by Fieara ]
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