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Garooth (lvl 43): Ok, my INT is all buffed up, I have my frost armor on, my health and mana are full, I'm good to go!
Garooth: Now, for my quest, I have to kill Grimmaw, a level 46 MOB. O noes...he's orange to me, he'll resist EVERYTHING.
Garooth: O well, screw it, I need the XP from this quest. Here goes the pull.
(Garooth unleashes Pyroblast on Grimmaw, Grimmaw resists and begins to run over.)
Grimmaw: You newb, don't you know that you can't hit me, I'm orange to you.
Garooth: Well, something should hit you once in a while. (Casts fireball).
Grimmaw: (Fireball somehow bounces off Grimmaw's face.) You can do that all day, its not gonna hurt me. Go ahead, try.
Garooth: Grr...(Unleashed Arcane Missiles, all are resisted). WTF?! Not ONE?! of those hit you?
Grimmaw: I told you, try ice if you'd like, the same thing is gonna happen.
Garooth: This is pointless, I might as well try to staff you to death.
Grimmaw: Staff skill FTW?
Garooth: Why not? At least I'll do a couple damage before I die. (Pull out staff and attacks Grimmaw, staff breaks in half on the first swing.)
You know what, just kill me, I'll even sit down.
Grimmaw: All I have to do is look at you and you'll die.
Garooth: No way, I don't suck that bad, I'm only 3 levels lower than you.
Grimmaw: (Looks at Garooth, who falls over dead.) Told ya, stupid mage. Now I'm going to camp your corpse.
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