Tell someone to check this out and give us AT LEAST a "yeah we are looking into it". You are the only blue poster who is on this weekend it seems. I doubt you are in a hole by yourself, you must have some sort of contact with other blizzard employees. Please do something.
Unfortunately, this isn't a matter in which we're (Community Team) able to offer assistance. I've forwarded the original link to the appropriate people for further investigation, so feel free to continue replying there.
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